chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis:
if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
The Four Elemelons.
Avatar: The Last Melonbender.
I AM MELONLORD
if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video
youre all my soulmates
Playing Pokemon Fusion and cheating a lot! I dunno about you guys, but most of the stuff that thing comes up with scare the crap out of me…
Done with a bunch of refs.
omg so pretty i want a pernineeeeee
apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT
THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
Me:
Hey mum, Finding Dory's coming out in 2015.
Mom:
What's that?
Me:
The sequel to Finding Nemo.
Mom:
What the fuck happened to Dory?
Mom:
Where's Dori?
Mom:
Why the fuck can't that guy keep track of anyone?
Me:
What guy?
Mom:
That little orange bitch, Marlin.
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”
THAT WOULD SOLVE LIKE 6 OF MY PROBLEMS OMFG
Only 6?
