one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year,
can mean so much to you now.
It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year,
can be just a stranger now.
It’s amazing what a year can do
To the people who said ‘my childhood is ruined’ when they found out Raven is a lesbian
if my tombstone doesn’t say “she went down swinging” I am resurrecting from the dead and fixing it myself
The most important things are the hardest to say because words diminish them.
LGBT stands for Le Redditors, Good Guys, Bronies, The Friendzone
you forgot the A, which, of course, stands for Atheist